Many of us pray that God will help us to lose some of our extra weight, and prayer is always good. Our Metab360 supplements are helping some of us to lose those extra pounds, too. In reflecting on why I haven’t lost the weight I intended this year, I came across a funny article on the Internet, and I’d like to share part of it and hope it brings you a smile or two:
“My goal for 2017 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go.”
“I ate salad for dinner, but it was mostly croutons and tomatoes. Well, actually, it was just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce and cheese. Okay, it was a pizza.”
“I heard about tofu and figured out how to prepare it:
1. Throw it in the trash.
2. Grill some meat.”
“I don’t mean to brag, but… I finished a 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.”
“A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.”
“I love being over 50. I learn something new every day… and forget 5 others.” “I may not be that funny or athletic or good-looking or smart or talented or… I forgot where I was going with this.”
As we get ready for the holidays, we can pledge to do better at the meal table!